Need a sure-fire way to lose those love handles or to finally dump that spare tire...I found it for the third time in Korea. Look no further than FOOD POISONING! Yes..don't let the name scare you...what could be better than 24-48+ hours of violent diarrhea, uncontrollable vomiting, sweating, chills, fevers, cramps, severe headaches, and sleepless nights. A mere pittance for the eventual 6-10lb. weight loss. Viola..you're thin again! It really is that easy.
(Recommended dosages include: beef kimbap (see sushi roll) left out on a counter all day....foolishly undercooking a pan full of pork....or the most recent, ordering from a baked chicken resturaunt late at night (11:50pm when they close at 12midnight) and what could be a possible rushed cooking job)
Directions, take liberally and await the results.
See you in health!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
This year's model
It seems every year we "adopt" a racoon as our special friend.You may remember "Babe" from last year. (Babe can be seen on You-tube if you take a peek at the corimtnest postings.)
This years friend is "Three legged Joe". Joe doesn't seem to have the use of his left front paw. He scoots around on three legs but can climb trees and seems to be doing OK.
He travels alone and often comes to the door in the morning for breakfast and then again for an early dinner.
The extremly harsh (for us anyway) winter seems to have thinned our racoon population. The most we've seen this spring is 4 in one night.
Last yeat we had up to 15 on a regular basis.
dad
Monday, June 1, 2009
Cheeseheads!
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