Need a sure-fire way to lose those love handles or to finally dump that spare tire...I found it for the third time in Korea. Look no further than FOOD POISONING! Yes..don't let the name scare you...what could be better than 24-48+ hours of violent diarrhea, uncontrollable vomiting, sweating, chills, fevers, cramps, severe headaches, and sleepless nights. A mere pittance for the eventual 6-10lb. weight loss. Viola..you're thin again! It really is that easy.
(Recommended dosages include: beef kimbap (see sushi roll) left out on a counter all day....foolishly undercooking a pan full of pork....or the most recent, ordering from a baked chicken resturaunt late at night (11:50pm when they close at 12midnight) and what could be a possible rushed cooking job)
Directions, take liberally and await the results.
See you in health!
1 comment:
Can you send me a bottle of Gut-be-gone? I can start a mass production and sell it on Ebay. Maybe if the Korean kids come I'll put them to work making it, Then I can quit my job and work from home.
I'm glad you still have your sense of humor to get you through the ruff times.
i have had food poisoning once and it's no fun. I'm sorry that happen to you. :-(
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